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A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: It is the unspoken statistic, but it is as real as anything to do with the lingering U.S. war efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan. According to the military, 1,800 American servicemen have killed themselves since the initial invasion of Baghdad. That is in addition to the more than 4,000 who died in battle. This week, families of the soldiers who committed suicide asked President Barack Obama to change the government policy of not forwarding letters of appreciation to mothers and fathers of these servicemen. By week's end, the White House had reversed the policy and agreed that such letters are needed, as well... - Eduardo Paz-Martinez, Editor of The Tribune

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

The Blogger's Confession:...It's As We'd Imagined...Just Another Urchin...We're Not Interested, Lad...

By PATRICK ALCATRAZ
Editor-In-Chief

HARLINGEN, Texas - We're pretty loose here at The Tribune. Often, we allow some sort of questionable commenter to have his silly say. It's called allowing for Life and the noise it brings, so perhaps that's why we're doing this. As most of you who follow local Blogs know, we have an old man posing as our resident cyber-urchin. Jake is his preferred moniker on MyHarlingenNews.com and on MyLeaderNews.com and a few other Blogs, although he also arrives as Ren and Renolds and Ralphy. He is one of those despicable dudes likely tied to his home computer and no doubt waiting on his poor wife to come home from work.

Well, Jake sent us an overnight Email.

Here it is, verbatim: "Say DPM, your comment to TCs (Ed. Note: Tony Chapa's MyHarlingenNews.com) blog directed to me was deleted. It pissed me off because it happened immediately after I had posted a response. But I'm going along with it. It reminds me of my old job. Where many times my work was ignored because some "supervisor" thought best of it. I'm sure I've already told you that I'm retired from ICE, right? I'm not a geezer like Deal or even TC, although I don't know how old TC really is. Even though he does act like some kind of senior citizen. But by the photo on his blog, I'm either just a few years younger or around the same age. I'm 55. Anyway, I'm going to stick by TC for the time being. But it is conceivable that I may lose it and go totally against him. We'll see. Oh, and DPM, no hard feelings, alright? - Jake."

Okay. Must be some sort of self-chased mental therapy for this guy. We've ignored him lately, but are of the opinion that he needs help. If his ceaseless comments are any indication, Jake is apparently obssessed with this writer and with homosexuality. What he wrote above is all we know about him, although his Email came from phy15@hotmail.com and he identifies himself as Ralph Garcia.
 
I know no one named Ralph Garcia and have never seen that Email address.
 
We do wish to rid ourselves of this slimeball, however, and hope that he sticks to posting his childish bullshit elsewhere. We've said it many times before, but you know what they say about bureaucratic brains. You simply have to keep pumping it into those lazy noggins over and over again.
 
Wanted to write that some other way, but perhaps Jake knows the concept of "pumping it." Still, now we know a little more about this insipid something or another. He reminds us very much of those dickless chumps in high school who just wanted, would die, to belong to the hip group.
 
Jake, we're not interested in anything you say or propose, but why don't you go get me a soda from the teacher's lounge...
 
- 30 -

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good post Mr. Editor, I to have noticed Jake, is constantly using the word gay. In a post he called T/C honey.
Some of the bloggers on Harlingenblogs have outright called him a scorn homosexual. It is this type of people t/c attracks.
Keep him out of your blog. I don't care if he retired from Washington, if I were him I wouldn't be saying he's retired from Ice. He is giving the agency a bad name.

Anonymous said...

A scewed up looser, who runs to whomever, will listen to him. He is probably blogging somewhere, else where they don't know him. Spewing feaces through his ears.

Anonymous said...

Jake seems like the typical bully. He wants to hide behind cybernet anonymity, spewing hate and then send cowardly e-mails saying, "No hard feelings". What a weasel.

With all his gay accusations, there seems to be something of an invitation, like there is some part of him that wants to come into the light and be out in the open. It might be a traumatizing sight for the rest of us but, what the heck, Halloween is past, the elections are over, there's not a whole lot to anticipate till Thanksgiving. Come on out Jake, let the sea breeze dry out that nasty fungus you've been cultivating in your naval. Maybe after a while you'll even learn how to get along with others and play nice.

But since that is a fairly far-fetched hope, maybe I should also invite you to, once you have trolled on out of your hidey-hole, keep on moving. Let's see, what direction is already so environmentally doomed that it won't matter what inflicts/infects it next? Juarez? Like the people there haven't suffered enough. Oh well, anywhere better than here. M

Patrick Alcatraz said...

ANONYMOUSES & M:...Homo sapiens such as Jake arrive into this world in a manner Freud described as being born between urine and feces. He exhibits such a soiled personality gladly, or so it would seem... - Editor