Editor
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, Texas - Yeah, we know summer doesn't get here officially until June 21st. But, Hell, it's hot as, well, Hell already. I feel it. You feel it. We all feel it. Temps are in the 90s now, with humidity just as high, which spells discomfort and everything that comes with it, like anger in the kitchen, rage in the streets and prayer in the churches.
But it, too, is a time for slowing down. Yeah, amble over to the AC control and set it at 76 degrees in the daytime and 78 at night. Lose the polyester clothing. Get a freakin' haircut. Go slow on the booze. Don't get physical with the Old Lady in the afternoon. Breathe deeper. Have sex standing up.
Yes, this is the Season of The Sun.
Okay, so who is the woman in the photo atop this posting? If you looked at it hard and said, "Why, that's...that's my Old Lady!"...well, head for this Island of Weekend Sinning and throw some sand on both of yourselves. Find her, do the lost-little-puppy act she loves, then join her in a dash to the cool waters of the Gulf of Mexico for a soaking. She'll tell you it's cool to feel that certain wetness between your legs...
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3 comments:
Poetry in motion, indeed a lovely lady, that red bikini, gives me the chills.
ANON: Chills? It gives you the chills? Our receptionist is laughing. She says you ought to get the "hots" from that photo... - Editor
I was being civil, but she is a very lovely lady.
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