THE BERLIN FILES: How I Came To Hate Nazi Germany...

By PATRICK ALCATRAZ
Editor-In-Chief

SOUTH PADRE ISLAND, Texas - When I lived in New York and wrote for the sensationalist Post in the early 1990s, I often slept with an attractive Jewish woman who edited copy for the newspaper's Features Desk. As a native Texan, I'd had little experience with Jews and knew them only from what I read in stories or saw on TV. I unfolded my stereotypes, yes. This gal did have a distinctive aroma about her. And her wildish pubic patch was a literal Russian forest, neatly covering the choicest of morsels.

Little by little, she taught me something about her ancestral country and its quirky religion. I believed every word she said, especially when naked. There is something bedazzling about history when it is explained in the nude. All pretensions went down to the floor with my ragged blue jeans and her red panties. Jews, she informed me, had suffered mightily at the hands of Nazi Germany, losing an estimated 6 million of their countrymen to the gas chambers and firing squads. Men, women and children. Blockbuster movies were made. Books were written. Tears were shed. Someone said this sort of misbehavior must never again happen in a civilized world.

Now comes Hollywood.

Acclaimed director Oliver Stone (shown in photo above) says the Nazi exterminations of so many Jews at Auschwitz and other death camps were, well, exaggerations promulgated by Jewish-owned news media outlets across the world. Stone says German madman Adolf Hitler killed more Russians during World War II than Jews, but that the American focus on the Holocaust stems from the "Jewish domination of the media."

Stone issued his bizarre comments in an interview with London's Sunday Times.

He is quoted as saying: "Hitler was a Frankenstein but there was also a Dr Frankenstein. German industrialists, the Americans and the British. He had a lot of support...Hitler did far more damage to the Russians than [to] the Jewish people, 25 or 30 million killed."

And he insists the reason people don't worry so much about the heavy Russian loses is: "The Jewish domination of the media. There's a major lobby in the United States. They are hard workers. They stay on top of every comment, the most powerful lobby in Washington. Israel has fucked up United States foreign policy for years."

He also believes Hitler has been "an easy scapegoat."

Stone of late has acted the imbecile, taking up for nutty Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez and pushing the idea that it is American meddling that has Chavez in a tizzy. Who knows about that? But I do know that too many Jews died in the horrible death camps. And if wasn't six million but rather three million, or four million, it's still too damned many. Oliver Stone is on crack with this crap.

I know my former Jewish lover would look me in the eye and tell me, first, that the cruel and heartless Nazis had been murderers and, then, that she loved me enough to endure my desire that she not shave down there. In the end, I relented, picturing myself being too Nazi-like on that front...

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