A federal judge overturned California's gay-marriage ban Wednesday in a landmark case that could eventually force the U.S. Supreme Court to confront the question of whether same-sex couples have a constitutional right to wed.... - News report
By JUAN JONES
Staff Writer
BROWNSVILLE, Texas - My colleague Rey Buckingham, who is Gay, spent most of yesterday making and taking telephone calls to and from his friends, lovers and former lovers. He has been one whale of a Gay, this guy Rey. Yep, things are shaking across the national geography on the gender front. Where once it was whispered that General George Armstrong Custer had a thing for his soldiers, it is now apparently time for these loud and proud homosexuals to scream to the Heavens that, well, their time has come - no pun intended.
California always has been the trendsetter in most things we call American Life. Yesterday's ruling in San Francisco cleared the way for Gays to marry, although how neat can those weddings be? Naaaaaaah, something is lost when it's two guys or two gals saying "I do." What - you think I'm being silly? Well, although our reporter Rey Buckingham seems to be an okay dude, most of the Gay people I've known are nothing to crow about. If it isn't girlish men forever playing with their hands, It's sad-looking women (see photo above) acting like marshmallows. I wanna know: Why do Gays have trouble attracting the beautiful people?
Why must it always be chunky men with round, chubby faces and women with thick eyebrows and masculine arms and hands? I see attractiveness in another light. Perhaps its because I'm Black, although there are Blacks who are queer and happy to be queer. Yeah, we live in the Whateva Era, but, brutha, what I says when asked about the lovelies I date and bed is this:
"Bro, do you know what it feels like to fuck a woman?"
Those who know know they could never be Gay. For me, it feels like I'm filling the wide-open universe, man! I'm enjoyin' it immensely, as if to not do it would be to die. Man is a penis, that is true. In sex anyway. What two boys can do in the sack is beyond me. What - poke and stab, slip & swallow? Man, oh, man, that is such a teeny-tiny part of what a man can do with a woman. Give me supple breasts at sundown, there in a dangle, me in that magical place seconds later. Me and a Gay man? I'd feel like a dog took my woman's place. Ha ha ha.
And don't give me that rot about Gayness also being real love, about emotions to be shared and adopted children to father. Being gay is being odd, and being odd is being out. What's next Gay animals?
I, for one, do not want to see two Gay horses going at it. No suh...
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5 comments:
(it is now apparently time for these loud and proud homosexuals to )
Say Patrick, I thought that Buckingham was the fa, er gay reporter.
ralphy
Ralphy:...Leave it to you play The Beaver. Yes, Rey Buckingham is The Tribune's Gay Affairs writer. But reporter Juan Jones felt strongly about what he wanted to write, so... - Editor
(The addition of former Harvard Law School dean Elena Kagan will mark the first time that three women have served concurrently on the Supreme Court.)
Gays now have someone in the highest court in the land, looking after them. I don't care how ugly I think she is.
ralphy
(Brownsville jail log shows Municipal Judge Ben Neece set a $5,000 personal recognizance bond for Nix.)
And then off he goes, to the comfort of his bong.
ralphy
Who says the new justice is gay?? Just because she is 50 years old and not married doesnt mean she is gay.
Dowd a reporter of the New York Times wrote an article on the topic. Chill out.
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