Special to The Tribune
HARLINGEN, Texas - It is a pretty succinct statement, as clear as someone saying there are tacos in the Rio Grande Valley, as dead-on as someone else saying drugs run rampant from Rio Grande City to Brownsville. Yeah, there it was on the website bootycall.net:
Well, we'd heard mostly bad things to do with Harlingen. We'd heard the silliness surrounding the recent resignation of the city's police chief and wondered why any community would go nuts about such a decision. It happens across the world so often that it is no longer anything to wring your hands about; not that, no. Maybe news that the city was being de-incorporated, that perhaps being the result of lousy management and a desire to simply die-off.
But booty being available in Harlingen struck us as being something sort of against the Bad News grain we'd associated with Harlingen all these months. What, is every swinging stud and Lesbo turning their attention to those lovely, roundish, Aztec-brown female butts? Has the trip to the unemployment office now dropped on the things-to-do list? Has the entire town decided it will chase wanton sex instead of jobs?
Life is funny that way, is what we like to say...
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20 comments:
there it is. My day starts with the Tribune. thanks. after football yesterday (my team lost!) its good to see a story about something else. nalgas are good.
Wooowww, didn't know there were so many booties in Harlingen. Nothing wrong with a good set of buns to look at ocassionally.
Hey, I think I know the one at the bottom of the story! Yeah, really. Cabrona.
You too. that's my ex-wife, Flor! Gottta be. I'd know that ass from a hundred yards away. Flor, you better get your ass to church, mensa.
Aklways knew there was something or another in harlingen. Big nalgas, huh?
What is an aztec-brown butt, Mr. Editor?
I heard fans in Chgicago burned Jay cutler's jersey after the Bears lost to Green Bay yesterday. Cutler did suck at quarterback. left the game and wimped out. Loser.
I can't believe, that were so many nice looking booties in Harlingen. I didn't know, there was a web-site with so many booties. Oh, well maybe if the booties go vote, we can get better commissioners.
That Cutler guy needs to get cut, period. He is no chicago fighter. That third String qb, Hanie, did pretty darn good. A 3rd string quarterback almost tied the game, more than we can say about Cutler.
ANONYMOUSES:...The Valley is full of women with eccentric booties. Must be the water. As for the Bears QB Cutler, well, we know he gave up, and that's not good. One game short of the Super Bowl? You'd have thought he'd have played until they dragged his whipped ass off the field...- Editor
Cutler is a pussy. played like one and he cried like one. Brett farvre wouldn't have taken himself out of the game. You're right, he was one game away from the friggin Super Bowl! hopefully, he won't be traded to Dallas.
the guy did give-up. You could see it on his face on the sidelines. I'd have kicked his ass if I had been on the team. You don't do that in team sports.
Just happened to scroll down and saw the earlier announcement when Bob Veracruz came on board to replace Ron Mexico. Why don't you ask him to drop his pants and bend over so we can have some equal opportunity nalgas from the valley? This isn't a sexist blog is it? M
Blogger M:...We have passed-on your request to Tribune writer Bob Veracruz and he tells us that his new girlfriend, a woman who's had butt-augmentation surgery, vigorously protested. So, sorry, Bob will keep his pants on. But, yeah, would Trib writer Ricardo Klement do as a substitute?... - Editor
So Rick Perry's taking federal money. what a loser. And didn't Tony Chapa endorse this liar? Yes, he did. One moron supporting another. Only a clown would vote for Perry. It never ends.
Have had second thoughts on the subject of male nalga viewing and have decided to abstain for the time being. It seems to me that someone has to maintain some dignity around here and not stoop to the same level as all the slobbering idiots out there. Tell Ricardo that I hope that he doesn't take this personally. Maybe someother time. M
Rick perry is three times taller than Chapa. Doubt the Governor would even speak to the irrelevant Harlingen blogger. picture that, chapa!
Come on Blogger M, lets face it, women like to have men check their booties out.
There is nothing wrong with men looking at some nice round booties.
We will let the editor, decide when he is going to display male booties.
Mr. Editor, please let us know ahead of time. So that we can visit booties.net, while Writer M, enjoys the sites of males booties, better still, just visit the Brownsvilleliteraryreview, they display anything.
We believe, this blog is way above Jerry M. blog. No offense, blogger M, "No te enojes mi amor."
These are some fine, fine nalgas. who is complaining?
This aren't nalgas, estas son Nalgotas. Pero chulas nalgonas tienen estas muchachonas. Les compro todo lo que ellas quieran.
Todito, lo que estas darlings quieran.
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