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A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: It is the unspoken statistic, but it is as real as anything to do with the lingering U.S. war efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan. According to the military, 1,800 American servicemen have killed themselves since the initial invasion of Baghdad. That is in addition to the more than 4,000 who died in battle. This week, families of the soldiers who committed suicide asked President Barack Obama to change the government policy of not forwarding letters of appreciation to mothers and fathers of these servicemen. By week's end, the White House had reversed the policy and agreed that such letters are needed, as well... - Eduardo Paz-Martinez, Editor of The Tribune

Monday, September 27, 2010

In Combes, Sissy Estrada Waits On Tribune Editor Patrick Alcatraz...No Thoughts On Boyfriend Junior Bonner...

"Samuel Johnson defines the novel as a 'small tale, generally of love.' The French say, 'without adultery, there is no novel.' Who am I to disagree?..." - Patrick Alcatraz

By NICK YEMANA
Special to The Tribune

COMBES, Texas - Sissy Estrada was up for the attention. Patrick Alcatraz had gifted her with a day at the beauty spa and she had not only said yes, but happily looked forward to the make-over. Somewhere across the northern Atlantic Ocean, her beau - Junior Bonner - stayed on the trail of his friend Ron Mexico's killers, oblivious to his girlfriend's new flirattions. Amsterdam in late-September wasn't all that bad of a place to be; he had his furry Russian hat and gloves at the ready for the first snowfall. It ain't my homeland Western Colorado, but it sho 'nuff is purty, he told himself as evening fell.

In South Texas, Sissy looked at herself in the large mirror she'd purchased for her bedroom inside the doublewide mobile home she now, it seemed, shared with Tribune Editor Alcatraz, a man she said had the strength of a panther in the sack. "Not bad at all," she said, looking at herself from head to toe, stopping to focus on the new shoes and underclothing Patrick had purchased for her online from Victoria's Secret and some Parisian shoe store. Junior Bonner had never done such things, giving her only a blue jean jacket and three pairs of blue jeans with accompanying blouses he had bought for her on sale at Mervyn's Department Store in McAllen.

"Mervyn's," she said, "...Mervyn's? Oh, boy...Mervyn's!"

That cowboy Junior would fade, was her feeling as she sat back on the old couch and looked at herself on the mirror across the room once more. For effect, and really to know what it was Patrick would be seeing later that night, she lowered her black sports bra and scoped her breasts, nipples especially. Patrick could spend hours on her breasts, is what she knew. It had become clear to Sissy that Junior was no Patrick; that, although both were men, sex-explorer Patrick brought her a little more adventure in the sack. This, she said aloud, is not about faithfulness or any such rot. This is about a woman perhaps finding the one man that made life and all it entails worth living, battling.

Sissy rose sexily and stood in front of the mirror briefly before walking into the living room to conduct an interview with this reporter.

"I don't know if it's over with Junior," she said right-off. "Exactly how does a woman ever know things are done with a man? Short of being murdered, I mean..."

The telephone rang.

"Yes, I love the clothes," she cooed into the receiver. "...Yes, yes, yes, yes!"

She said something about keeping the fires burning and then hung up the phone.

"Any other questions?" she asked. "No, right? - I knew it. Gotta go bathe, but, anyway, thanks for coming by..."

Junior's latest photo had been of a new car he had purchased in Amsterdam, a big, American car he would use to hunt down Ron's killers. The color sucked, was what Sissy had thought at seeing it, not that she cared..
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8 comments:

Norma Lou said...

Well helloooo, what did sissy expect clothing from 5th Zack. I mean a cowboy who drinks lone star and smokes Bugler. Mervyn's right up her alley. (Wait, Mervyns went bankrupted about 2 years ago.) It closed it doors two years ago. Are you sure Jr. Bought that stuff at Mervyns?? It wasn't Fellas Paredes, was it???
So Alcatraz, you are buying the girlie of???
At Victoria's Secret, wow, you went all the way out, poor Jr. with friends like those, who needs enemies.

Norma Lou said...

That car looks like the cars Pimps drive around, are you positive Jr. is looking for Ron, and not prostituting women?? The Tribune has some questionable characters.

Patrick Alcatraz said...

NORMA LOU:...Mervyn's it was. Straight off the rack, as they say in Brownsville. No, Sissy isn't being bought-out. More like being shown the best of ropes. As for Junior's car, well, it is Junior's style. No question about it. I think that's a big, Ol' Bonneville. Anyone know? Oh, and there are many more questionable characters in Brownsville and Harlingen politics than at The Tribune. By far! The crazy part is that Junior Bonner was working on a story about a Saturday night date with Brownsville City Commissioner Melissa Zamora. I was looking forward to that story, yes...- Editor

Anonymous said...

You have to be kidding, why would the veloptous Melissa Zamora, look at a creep like Jr. Bonner. This woman has class, and she is one pretty gal.
Not that sissy isn't, but Melissa is a class of her own.
Okay, nuff said, go luck in your conquest.
I hope Jr. flies home and catches both of you on the act. It will be you we will be reading about, not Eliot or Jr.

Jr. Walker said...

That big ugly car is Cadillac, anony might be right, is he pimping women in Amsterdam??? That is one ugly car, and that hat gives jr. away, easy.

Patrick Alcatraz said...

ANONYMOUS:...Some women just love Bad Boys, guys most people would never associate with them. Valley women grow up with that, so perhaps you just don't notice it. Look around when you're out & about tomorrow. Then send me a note about the couples that caught your eye. It's hard to recognize ugly when everything around you is ugly, is what I hear... - Editor

Brother Jonesy said...

Brother Jonesy take issue, with the comments of Jr. Walker and the all stars of this blog, concerning Jr. Bonners car.
That is one good looking Cadillac, that paint job, fits that of a pimps favorites color, but never the less it is one good looking vehicle.
I have to give it to Jr.Bonner, he has good taste for cars and women.

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