Staff Writer
HARLINGEN, Texas - You can say what you want about former Tribune writer Junior Bonner, but that he is boring would not be one of those things. Junior took a flight out of the country late last night, bound for Amsterdam, and he sent us this photo from inside the charter flight he caught in New York.
"They call it the Naked Flight," he said in a text message from aboard the airliner. "That's me to the right of the woman's nalga, the one on the aisle. I kinda look funny without muh cowboy hat, huh? Oh, well, whatever..."
Bonner, fired from The Tribune this past week for accepting free shrimp plates from a Brownsville seafood joint, promised to send updates on his European doings, among those would be a report on the killing of former Tribune writer Ron Mexico in Amsterdam last July.
"I wanna see that Red Light district where they shot him for muhself," Junior went on. "Gonna get the official police report and go to the exact scene of the murder. Don't know that The Netherlands has ever seen a cowboy investigative reporter like me. I'm free-lancing, so if someone throws a plate of free shrimp at me, I'm a-gonna eat the damned thing, without worryin' my little head about it."
Bonner is traveling alone. His girlfriend of three months, Sissy Estrada, is staying at Junior's doublewide trailer home in Combes. The Tribune was unable to reach her for comment about Junior's flight aboard an airplane full of naked passengers...
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8 comments:
The man who claims to be Jr. does not have a mustache, he is fat,with a round face, Jr.face is long. His eyes are normal, not like Jrs. whose eyes look evil.
Are you sure, Jr. is on the plane and not the compartment area???? The man looks like has muscles, not pencil arms and a pencil neck, like Jr.s
I think he is in Combes. And you are covering it up..
Anonymous:...Prior to leaving the Valley, Junior spent a day at a Harlingen Spa, where he was cleaned-up for the trip. He looks a bit thicker, but we think that's the camera. Cameras make you look heavier. No, he is not in Combes. I visited his gal Sissy for a long lunch today and he was not home. She would not have invited me had Junior been there. She says he was pretty pissed-off at being fired by me... - Editor
Strange that Jr is throwing such a wide-eyed stare at the passenger across the aisle and paying no attention what-so-ever to the "healthy" sized nalga rising like a full moon over his left shoulder. Do you suppose his traveling companion has made some inappropriate remark about the jumbo sized shrimp currently resting in Jr's lap (you have to bring your own food these days or else you'll starve)? So there's poor Jr with his shrimp right out there in public, the very same shrimp that he sacrificed his job and the lovely Sissy for and a very much less attractive sissy is now making a play for Jr's shrimp. This could get interesting indeed and he isn't even in Amsterdam yet. M
If Ron Mexico got there in his pink outfit and them boots he was wearing and still got his ass shot up, imagine what old man J. Bonner is going to have to undertake. I mean, he's getting there in his birtday suit.
But that stewardess, has a big old flabby, yet extremely dooable, arse.
Alcatraz, are you making a move on Jr. living friend. I have noticed you are forever, making moves on your reporters friends or wifes. Look what you did to Benitez, as soon as Ron Mexico was dead, not even "cold yet" you and Benitez were gavalanting around in South America. Now Sissy, is looking as your next conquest, have you no shame.
Keep in mind Jr. Bonner, might come back and give an old southern whipping for messing around with his chick.
Anonymous:...I am a lucky guy. But what drags me to Sissy's mobile home is her cooking. She makes the absolute best chicken flautas in the hemisphere. Her radiant smile and penchant for going topless a and wearing short shorts while cooking sort of loops me, if you get my drift... - Editor
You mean Jr. Bonner, left something like that for a flabby ass like the one i see in the photo.
Dumb hick!!!!!!!!!
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