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A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: It is the unspoken statistic, but it is as real as anything to do with the lingering U.S. war efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan. According to the military, 1,800 American servicemen have killed themselves since the initial invasion of Baghdad. That is in addition to the more than 4,000 who died in battle. This week, families of the soldiers who committed suicide asked President Barack Obama to change the government policy of not forwarding letters of appreciation to mothers and fathers of these servicemen. By week's end, the White House had reversed the policy and agreed that such letters are needed, as well... - Eduardo Paz-Martinez, Editor of The Tribune

Thursday, August 5, 2010

How Does Being Gay Play in the Macho Rio Grande Valley of Texas?...


A federal judge overturned California's gay-marriage ban Wednesday in a landmark case that could eventually force the U.S. Supreme Court to confront the question of whether same-sex couples have a constitutional right to wed.... - News report 

By JUAN JONES
Staff Writer

BROWNSVILLE, Texas - My colleague Rey Buckingham, who is Gay, spent most of yesterday making and taking telephone calls to and from his friends, lovers and former lovers. He has been one whale of a Gay, this guy Rey. Yep, things are shaking across the national geography on the gender front. Where once it was whispered that General George Armstrong Custer had a thing for his soldiers, it is now apparently time for these loud and proud homosexuals to scream to the Heavens that, well, their time has come - no pun intended.

California always has been the trendsetter in most things we call American Life. Yesterday's ruling in San Francisco cleared the way for Gays to marry, although how neat can those weddings be? Naaaaaaah, something is lost when it's two guys or two gals saying "I do." What - you think I'm being silly? Well, although our reporter Rey Buckingham seems to be an okay dude, most of the Gay people I've known are nothing to crow about. If it isn't girlish men forever playing with their hands, It's sad-looking women (see photo above) acting like marshmallows. I wanna know: Why do Gays have trouble attracting the beautiful people?

Why must it always be chunky men with round, chubby faces and women with thick eyebrows and masculine arms and hands? I see attractiveness in another light. Perhaps its because I'm Black, although there are Blacks who are queer and happy to be queer. Yeah, we live in the Whateva Era, but, brutha, what I says when asked about the lovelies I date and bed is this:

"Bro, do you know what it feels like to fuck a woman?"

Those who know know they could never be Gay. For me, it feels like I'm filling the wide-open universe, man! I'm enjoyin' it immensely, as if to not do it would be to die. Man is a penis, that is true. In sex anyway. What two boys can do in the sack is beyond me. What - poke and stab, slip & swallow? Man, oh, man, that is such a teeny-tiny part of what a man can do with a woman. Give me supple breasts at sundown, there in a dangle, me in that magical place seconds later. Me and a Gay man? I'd feel like a dog took my woman's place. Ha ha ha.

And don't give me that rot about Gayness also being real love, about emotions to be shared and adopted children to father. Being gay is being odd, and being odd is being out. What's next Gay animals?

I, for one, do not want to see two Gay horses going at it. No suh...
 - 30 -

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

(it is now apparently time for these loud and proud homosexuals to )

Say Patrick, I thought that Buckingham was the fa, er gay reporter.

ralphy

Patrick Alcatraz said...

Ralphy:...Leave it to you play The Beaver. Yes, Rey Buckingham is The Tribune's Gay Affairs writer. But reporter Juan Jones felt strongly about what he wanted to write, so... - Editor

Anonymous said...

(The addition of former Harvard Law School dean Elena Kagan will mark the first time that three women have served concurrently on the Supreme Court.)

Gays now have someone in the highest court in the land, looking after them. I don't care how ugly I think she is.

ralphy

Anonymous said...

(Brownsville jail log shows Municipal Judge Ben Neece set a $5,000 personal recognizance bond for Nix.)

And then off he goes, to the comfort of his bong.

ralphy

Anonymous said...

Who says the new justice is gay?? Just because she is 50 years old and not married doesnt mean she is gay.
Dowd a reporter of the New York Times wrote an article on the topic. Chill out.