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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Lawsuit Filed Against Tribune Writer Ricardo Klement By Man Who Alleges Ricardo Stole His Wife...

By SPEEDY AYALA
Special to The Tribune

EDINBURG, Texas - The irate husband of an attractive McAllen woman involved in a yearlong sexual affair with Tribune Writer Ricardo Klement has filed a hefty lawsuit alleging alienation of affection. "He took my wife from me and this lawsuit is one way to make that sonofabitch pay," said Henry Layton, a McAllen businessman who said he and his wife met Klement at a wine-tasting event in town.

According to the filing, Layton seeks $12 million from Klement as compensation for entering into the torrid sexual affair that ultimately led Janet Layton to leave her husband. The affair began as afternoon meetings in area motels where the two hilariously registered as Mr. and Mrs. Adolf Eichmann, but later segued into Mrs. Layton practically living in Klement's houseboat on the Laguna Madre east of Port Isabel.

The filing is wrought with details of the meetings and includes a video submitted by Mr. Layton to the court depicting Klement and Mrs. Layton, who is 34, inside a Brownsville motel. "You can see it all right there," said Henry Layton. "The guy even falls off the bed while they're changing positions. Outrageous! He can have her, but it's gonna cost him."

Tribune Editor Patrick Alcatraz, a man who does not tolerate immoral shenanigans from staff reporters, said Klement would be suspended immediately and likely would be fired. "Our policy is clear on our reporters engaging married women in sexual adventures," said Alcatraz. "Ricardo Klement knew that policy and signed-off on it upon being hired. It's too bad, because Klement has done remarkable work for The Tribune."

Reached at his houseboat, Klement said, "Love will make you do strange things, man. It just happened. What can I tell you? Yeah, Janet is here with me right now. She's in the shower..."

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10 comments:

Sister Sara said...

The irony, the gall, to make such asine comments from Alcatraz, who eyes his workers wifes, like a hawk, hunting defenseless squirrels.
Look who is talking, the Pot calling the kettle black.
Alcatraz, you set conduct of your employees you don't abide by. Why should they. Employees, only do what the bosses do.
At the Tribune, it is a fad, to chase married women.

Patrick Alcatraz said...

Sister Sara:...The Tribune does not condone adultery, no. As for the editor's conduct, well, he has not been accused of anything illegal, he has not shot anyone, he has not dated married women(widows, yes). Sissy Estrada is not married, and neither is Rannah O'Donnell. Romance gets a bad name in the Rio Grande Valley of Texas, but it is a wonderful part of a Man's life... - Editor

brother jonesy said...

Sister Sara, leave your sermons for church. Alcatraz, lives a worldy life. Brother Jonesy, believe that if they were skirts, like to drink, and dance, well they are fair game.
Alcatraz, hire Mr. Klement back, I had me a fling or two with married mares.

Patrick Alcatraz said...

Brother Jonesy:...No decision has been made about reporter Ricardo Klement's position with The Tribune. He did offer to "hand over" his mistress to me for a long night of what he called "fun & games," but that was quickly rejected as utterly inappropriate. Klement must first complete a round of therapy, to better himself, before he meets again with me on the matter of his job.... - Editor

Gladys Morganfield said...

Patrick, could you do us "women lovers" a favor and post some more pics of that gorgeous Blanca Estela? She is a magnificent looking woman. I'd love to meet her. If I weren't so old, I would. She is devine. Would you know if she lives anywhere near Olmito? MMMMMMM.

Patrick Alcatraz said...

GLADYS:...We have a clear and unbending policy that prohibits us from serving as go-betweens for our readers in regard to writers or subjects seen on this Blog. Sorry. Perhaps daily drives up and down Brownsville streets may yield the luscious Ms. Hernandez. You never know. But now I worry about the "primal lust" you have flashed on here... - Editor

B. Jonesy said...

I agree with Gladys that overweight girl needs a good man like brother jonesy.
If she ever decides to swing by Santa maria, she can call me anytime she want. I am fair game, plenty of Natural beer, Thunderbird and Morgan and David wines, the best there is.
Sister Sara, you may also join the party. I have an open invitation.

Billy Wattss said...

What is this a dating game?? Alcatraz, when Eliot was here, things like this were tabooed.
You have corrupted many of the participants on this blog.
Even the irrepresable brother Jones, who hails from the city of Santa Maria, wants to make a move on that fine philly who hails from the city of Brownsville.
I say, if anyone has a right to ride that good looking mare is me cowboy, billy wattsss himself who hails from the city of Morton Texas. I hear tell, them Hispanic women make you shake all over.

Gladys B. said...

Patrick, I hope I didn't mess up your day, by revealing the above. You see, dear, I put up with men because they are members of the human race, some are friends and some do work on some things that I need repairs on, period. My sexual preference has forever been for women. And I may just take you up on wandering up the downtown area of Brownsville. Just to take in the "sights". I would never proposition anybody, especially at my age. But I would love to at least dream about such a woman as this Blanca Estela. I'm a pushover for BBWs, you see. Always have been. Well, you have a nice evening, child.

Sessi said...

Why should anyone be responsible of someone else actions. Because Klement works at the Tribune, doesn't mean you control his lifestyle. The law-suit will be dismissed. Hopefully, Mr. Klement will stop meddling around with married women, there so many single women it is silly, to be looking elsewhere.
Hey send him to Sister Sara Lee, I bet if anyone can set someone straight is that crazy nun, and her paddles, and whips and whatever else, they keep in the torture rooms. Klement, ought to know, he belong to the Nazi party. They tortured people all the time.