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A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: It is the unspoken statistic, but it is as real as anything to do with the lingering U.S. war efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan. According to the military, 1,800 American servicemen have killed themselves since the initial invasion of Baghdad. That is in addition to the more than 4,000 who died in battle. This week, families of the soldiers who committed suicide asked President Barack Obama to change the government policy of not forwarding letters of appreciation to mothers and fathers of these servicemen. By week's end, the White House had reversed the policy and agreed that such letters are needed, as well... - Eduardo Paz-Martinez, Editor of The Tribune

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Miss Brownsville 2010 Poses Nude, Gives Up Crown Reluctantly...


By RICARDO KLEMENT
Staff Writer

BROWNSVILLE, TX - Days after she was named Miss Brownsville 2010, local paralegal Gilma Liz Esparza resigned her crown following revelations that she had posed nude in neighboring Mexico.

"It's true," she said during a nice, easy-going chat with this reporter at Tacos El Campeon. "But it wasn't my idea to give up my crown. The city manager called my apartment and said he needed to talk with me. I figured it had to do with some official appearance, like at the Gladys Porter Zoo or something, but he said he had come for my crown. Devastated? Hell, yeah!"

Ms. Esparza, an employee of Matamoros attorney Ishmael Palafox Perez, is shown in photo taken during an all-afternoon session with a promotions photographer hired by the city. The photos, said a source at City Hall, were to hang all over town, at the airport and at the mall and at a jillion other locations. She readily admitted that erotic photos of her had been published in Mexico's version of Playboy last summer. Ms. Esparza said the city manager had a copy of the magazine when he arrived at her place. In those photos, she is cavorting on the beach in Acapulco and, in subsequent pages, she is shown wearing see-through underwear. "I have a gorgeous bod," she noted. "WTF!"

The crown now goes to distant runner-up Martha Alicia Molina, a leggy employee of the University of Texas-Brownsville...
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16 comments:

Don Pancho n. said...

Who cares if the gal, took photos naked or not, and what gives the city manager the right to deny her the winnings of a contest she won she fair and square. Cabler, stick to your job of running the city.
Alcatraz, I have a good idea, why don't you all have a contest?? and name it: "MS HERALD TRIBUNE" and let your readers vote. I will let you decide the catagories.
From what I have scene. You have plenty of stock to pick from. You could start at the side bar.

Anonymous said...

Just one comment, is this the gal that is naked on el Rocinante??? She sure likes it.

Patrick Alcatraz said...

Don Francisco, you have a worthy idea. We'll consider it seriously. To Anon: It may just be the same Gal on El Rocinante. From what we know of its editor, the guy has a talented nose for female flesh. We'll as at our next meeting...- Editor

Anonymous said...

It sure looks like one of the pictures of a naked gal standing holding to a palm tree, in fact she is doing the same pose, only on your blog she is dressed and allow your mind to wonder.
HHMMMM, I can wait for your contest as Don Pancho suggested. Let's have a live contest at the 1-2-3 bar.

Anonymous said...

The corrido from the Tigeres del Norte, wouldn't have anything to do with the fact, that the doll with the black dress is from Matamoros, would it???
You little raschal, have the habit of mascarading your messages with your music.
Please, don't misunderstand me. I like the music and the girl to.

Patrick Alcatraz said...

Anon, you're seeing demons in our posting mix. No connection. Sinister, we are not...- Editor

Mr. Nopales said...

Well, I knew Brownville had a lot of pretty women, but the way you are displaying them on your blog "it is unreal." Keep up the work, but mr. editor, I would be cautious, how does the saying goess: hell has no fury, of that of a scorn woman, or something like that. Roses, pictures, panty hoses, really, is it you, or the music, or maybe DP-M, is generating all the interest. Who knows??? I leave it up to you to provide me an answer.

Patrick Alcatraz said...

Imagine a world without women. Well, you do it...- Editor

Don Nopales said...

Mr. Editor, I love women, in fact I have had my share of the good life. No bragging just facts, and please don't misunderstand me. I would volunteer to be one of your judges if you were to sponsor a beauty pageant.
I have nothing but good comments about your blogg. And thanks for the Buffalo Springfield. Music from the 1960's, the best music there is, just an opinion, of course.

Patrick Alcatraz said...

We're not sure the women would want to be judged by a Don Nopales. You may have to change your name to Don Corleone to please them...- Editor

Don Pancho said...

I will change my name and anything else the dolls would request. I used to judge body building contestants, in the San Antonio Area.
I have and knwow some criteria. However, I think voting on the web- would be a lot easier.

Anonymous said...

Hey, that Los Fresno's gal looks very nice, for lack of better words and the new 2010 Herald-Tribune candidate could serve me coffee 24-7 anytime, doesn't look back either.
Your photographer, has a real cushy job. Where is he finding all the cuties???? Inquiring minds want to know????

Don Pancho. said...

Alcatraz, your reporters are staying behind, look photographing the landscape is okay, but Juan Montoya, is digging stuff on local politicians, so let's go keep the dolls on the side bar, keep the music going. But, get your reporters going. Let's go, brother, move on.
(Claire is not coming back, with the pretty local women down here in South Texas, how can your mind be on someone that send you packing.)

Don Pancho said...

The pose by Marina Torres, is a knock out "punch" pose. I have noticed that your selection for the 2010 Ms. Herald-Tribune is commandable. I am sure who ever is going to judges your contest is going to have a difficult time. Please get your readers involve, for your not, would be a crime. Let me add a crime of passion that is.
Good luck to all the constestants.

Patrick Alcatraz said...

Since we do not accept advertisements, we, unlike Juan Montoya, are not beholden to any one candidate. Juan is an animal of another stripe. Let's see if he checks out the Tax Records of Ruben Pena's opponent. Our money says he will not. (2) We will eventually have a Miss Herald-Trib poll after we list all of our candidates. (3) Claire has her own life, so...- Editor

Don Pancho said...

The Ms. Herald-Tribune, will be the event of the decade. Bigger than the return of DP-M. It must be, it has to be, your readers insist on it.